Apparently a lot of people thought I was on newspaper. While I am now a columnist, I’ve always been a yearbook editor. At any rate, I thought I’d post my column up here out because I lack the creativity to post anything else. My column is basically a Q and A/advice column desperately in need of a good title. The first issue is as follows. Continue reading ‘The world according to me’
Monthly Archive for October, 2006
Carl Westhoff. A man of wisdom, knowledge, and ungodly amounts of sex appeal. Those of us who were blessed with the opportunity to be his students, hold the experience close to our hearts. As a teacher, being asked to homecoming and prom by a slew of girls, and guys, is a testament to Dr. Westhoff’s appeal. What makes Dr. Westhoff so special? First of all, the way he carries himself portrays an aura of excellence. From the way he walks, to the way he can roll his eyes to the back of his head like a zombie, Doc is what I like to call a champion at life. While most people like to share exciting or bizarre stories. Doc’s stories lack a clear message or anything extraordinarily exciting for that matter; they leave you wondering if it was really worth wasting the entire class period to hear. But then you immediately realize that you should’ve expected what you got. It is Carl Westhoff we’re talking about here. For a man who played 12 games with the New York Yankees, served in the military, and got his doctorate, Doc is a man who commands respect. He has a right to his quirkiness and everyone could learn a thing or two from him. As one of the most laid back people I’ve ever met, he’d tell everyone at DCDS this if only he cared enough to. Calm down people, everything will be alright.
Doc Westhoff, we love you.
A good time. Good job to the Football team for finally winning the homecoming game (46-0). The only downer was we couldn’t get a sequel to Nithin’s act last year:
Some other things worthy of mention…limo driver. ‘Nuff said.
Photos will be up whenever I get them.
Do you like Wendy’s Frostys? How about 10 Frostys. For the low low price of $1! (zomg!)
In a nutshell, stop by your local Wendy’s. Order yourself a Spicy Chicken Sandwhich or something so you don’t look weird. Don’t forget to say “yes” when asked if you would like to donate $1 and get 10 Frostys. Walk away happy with your shiny new coupon book redeemable for a cup of goodness.
thanks to the good people at justinhazen.com for pointing this out.
So i recieve a little postcard in the mail today. There is yet another recall out on my Jeep. This puts my total recall count at 2…for an eight month old car. Shenanigans. At this rate, my car will still have all new parts by the time my lease expires. 
Also, exactly a week from tommrow, I’ll be turning 18. Wow. I’ve broken it down into some pros and cons.
Pros
- I can buy porn
- I can buy tobacco (not necessarily a pro for me)
- I can vote
- I’m a legal adult
Cons
- I have to register for the draft
- I can go to jail fo’ real
Not too bad of a list there. Anyhow I’ll let you know how that goes along with getting owned in school.
Ithaca
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